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Publishers Weekly Review of "All The Cowboys Ain't Gone"

In Jacobson’s rollicking debut, a young Texas cowboy heads overseas at the turn of the 20th century. Lincoln Smith, son of a legendary Texas Ranger and Vassar-educated mother, performs in a traveling Wild West show in 1899 after his expulsion from Dartmouth, where he was decidedly out of step with his peers. After the show folds and Lincoln’s girlfriend ditches him, he joins the French Foreign Legion and makes his way to the Middle Eastern kingdom of Mur. Along the way, he meets two American treasure hunters who also plan to enlist. While he’s there, Mur is under attack by dervishes worshipping the crocodile god, Thanatos, though this is just a feint for a covert German attempt to wrest control of the oil-rich kingdom away from the French. To fight the dervish-German alliance, Lincoln and the two American enlistees team up with Amanda Montier, the French ambassador’s kidnapped daughter; Omar, a plucky Arab teenager raised on western dime novels; and three Legionnaires known as Athos, Porthos and Aramis. Armed with only his wits, big heart and his father’s keepsake Winchester, Lincoln is an old-fashioned hero worth rooting for. Jacobson ingeniously colors in Lincoln’s adventures with elements of Dumas, Jules Verne, and P.C. Wren’s Beau Geste mixed with much Indiana Jones–style derring-do. This is a ride worth taking.

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Historical Novel Society Review of "All The Cowboys Ain't Gone"

…They’re off to join the French Foreign Legion! Or that’s Lincoln Smith’s ambition, at least. A young Texan around the turn of the century, Luddite-at-heart Lincoln is disgusted by railroads’ and modern machinery’s ruination of the code of the Old West. The motto “The Legion does not surrender” coupled with notions out of childhood adventure books inspire Lincoln to decide that the Legion is the place for him to escape modern life.

On his journey, Lincoln is befriended by two fellow Americans who want to join the Legion as the only means to get access to reported treasure in Mudi in Africa.  After various adventures in the camel train inland, they arrive at Legion headquarters and are given 24 hours to decide whether to commit. Lincoln’s prized rifle is stolen, and he goes after the thieves only to discover the French ambassador’s daughter, Amanda, has been kidnapped and held in the thieves’ tent.  He helps her escape, and her father asks Lincoln to be her bodyguard. Amanda’s taste for exploring leads them into danger when they interfere with Mudi’s Prince Kamak’s plans. He is conspiring with the German ambassador to stir up religious unrest over the crocodile god Thanatos, to hide the fact that the Germans are up to something.

The characterizations aren’t deep, but fans of adventure stories won’t mind that. Lincoln sees himself as a knight of old but is not a prig; the reader will root for him and the intrepid Amanda. Cross Beau Geste with Indiana Jones and that will approximate the tone. Treasure, torture, crocodiles, snakes, dueling with curtain rods, and escaping bad guys via balloon are some of the rollicking adventures awaiting the reader who doesn’t mind suspending their disbelief at some of the characters’ exploits. As a wish-fulfillment adventure, it’s a fun ride.

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